Headcanon where a few months after they graduate, Sirius and James get really, really pissed and make a bet and Sirius loses. As a result of that loss, James makes him get “Property of James Potter” tattooed on his arse.
And then a couple of weeks later, Remus and Sirius are in bed and Remus sees…
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.
Honestly though when Sirius and Remus totally survived the war they became the queer mentors to every single queer Hogwarts kid they like constantly give them advice and go to their games/competitions/shows and cheer them on and get married and invite the queer kids and not have…
mark your territory by crying on things
I fucking cannot with this man.
how drunk was he?
A lot drunk
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the jar. life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the jar. and life is too short to wait around for you to come home tonight. life is too short, too short to do that. life is too short to leave the windows open all winter long. life is too short to leave the windows open all winter long. i'm gonna lock 'em up tight and eat jam out of the jar all night. 'cause life is too short to make toast, or use spoons or napkins. life is too short to spend the rest of it down here in tampa. life is too short to spend the rest of it down here in tampa. yeah, life is too short to let it go to waste like this, but i never tasted jam before that tastes like this. and life is too short to refrain from eating jam out of the jar.
I mean the great thing about the Somerville show as opposed to the Northampton show was that there were 0 drunk asshole shouting, “GOING TO GEORGIA!! WOO!” while in Northampton, that number was like, many.
its a metaphor
Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)
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What they smell like: chocolate and the boy’s dormitories and oak and peppermint
How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): Remus sleeps whenever and wherever he can. He can fall asleep anywhere and does on a regular basis. The Marauders always make sure he has the comfiest seat so if he does fall asleep he won’t wake up with a stiff back or neck. Remus sleeps curled up tightly, trying to make himself as small as possible. Everything about him when he’s sleeping gives the impression he’s trying not to be noticed. Legs tucked up, arms wrapped around him, head tucked forward, breathing quiet. As he goes through Hogwarts he starts to relax slightly and by seventh year he’s sleeping on his back. When he leaves Hogwarts though - and everything happens - he unconsciously goes back to sleeping in a curled ball.
What music they enjoy: Like the other Marauders Remus enjoys muggle music and really loves muggle rock and punk music. The Kinks are probably his favourite band.
How much time they spend getting ready every morning: Remus tries to spend as little time as possible to get ready, to make sure he doesn’t inconvenience anyone else. He spends most of his time getting ready in the shower or bath, warming up and relaxing his body.
Their favorite thing to collect: He loves to collect snow globes. His mum used to have a collection on her window sill and he just buys them whenever he sees them. He doesn’t even realize why he’s doing it sometimes.
Left or right-handed: Right handed.
Religion (if any): His mum was a christian and he was too, until he was bitten. After that he tried to keep faith but eventually just lost it.
Favorite sport: He’ll tell James it’s Quidditch to keep the peace but really it’s football.
Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): Remus spends most of his time travelling keeping the other three in check (and messing around with them) but when he’s not, he loves going on the guided tours. Just sneaking in at the back, not asking any questions, just listening and seeing.
Favorite kind of weather: Snow.
A weird/obscure fear they have: Remus adores Doctor Who. But he has an irrational fear of the cybermen. It’s his least favourite enemy.
The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: Hook the duck.
i love this with a passion
You look just like your mother, but you have your father’s eyes.
I wonder how people would react to Snape’s treatment of this character. Because if the main reason Snape hated Harry was because he looked so much like James and reminded Snape of James, then he would have adored this girl and worshiped her, trying to either make up or to ‘love’ Lily through her. He would have offered to help her with homework, let her slack off a little when she was having a rough week, basically completely abuse his position of power over her because of his obsession with her mother
But I mean, Snape loved Lily so that would totally be okay… right?
I initially thought we were going for a total swap there and Snape was actually in love with James in this version but hated Lily. Now I would read the hell out of THAT.
you done it
Un Rêve Plus Long Que la Nuit
Song for Black Sabbath’s Second North American Tour (unreleased)
Woke Up New
Island Garden Song
The Young Thousands
Have to Explode
Old College Try
You or Your Memory
Rotten Stinking Mouthpiece
Fall of the Star High School Running Back
Twin Human Highway Flares (with Erin McKeown)
You, Sailor (Erin McKeown cover, with Erin McKeown)
No Children (with Erin McKeown)
encore 1: I’m Just a Pig*
encore 1: Ezekiel 7 and the Permanent Efficacy of Grace
encore 1: You Were Cool
encore 2: the Mountain Goats Busking Song, “Come on Down and See the Mountain Goats Show”
encore 2: Snow Crush Killing Song
encore 2: See America Right
*This was a children’s song about being a pig that involved oinking during the chorus. A non-exhaustive Internet search revealed nothing about this song for me; if anyone knows what it is, please let me know!